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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a gay joke.. ...butt fuck it."

"I love nutella so much I want to marry it and have little nutella babies with it and then eat my whole family with a spoon."

"What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!!"

"""I"" before ""e"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""

"Warning: Groaner. What could have caused the Titanic to both sink and not sink. A Hicenberg."

"I like my women like I like my books. With big Titles."

"Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !"

"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again."

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."