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Joke of the Day

"If ""Cops"" has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they're nothing but trouble..."

"Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard."

"""Shoot it down."" ""But, Mr. Putin... it's clearly a sleigh... pulled by Reindeer."" ""Shoot. It. Down."""

"what do you get when you call a subreddit ""jokes"" and have more than 21 000 readers? an average of 22 jokes a day. this is a fucking joke"

"There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool."

"Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia? Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: http://www.neatorama.com/2014/04/07/When-Animals-Argue/)"

"All this time I thought Bipolar was a big white bear with no sexual preference."

"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""

"My mum showed my girlfriend my baby photos. ""You haven't changed at all,"" said my girlfriend. ""Alright mum,"" I said, ""that's enough of the naked ones."""

"I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies."