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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the last result of the World Cup was? Spain - 8 Ethiopia - didn't"

"I squared my root beer... ...now it's just a beer."

"What do you call riot police in Germany? Kraut Control"

"What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom? One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America."

"I haven't seen anyone in a yellow jersey this disgraced since Lance Armstrong."

"Did you hear the one about Gilgamesh? It was epic."

"I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams."

"Why do Jewish Men get Circumcised ...Because Jewish woman cant resist 20% OFF."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her. She was seeing somebody on the side."

"Did you hear about that story about the kid, that brought in a clock to school? It has really blown up in the news."