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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what the last result of the World Cup was? Spain - 8 Ethiopia - didn't"
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"I like my Coffee like I like my women Without a penis."
"I'm sorry I burned down your house, but the Mythbusters told me not to try it at home and you should really lock your doors when you go out."
"What's a orphans first words? I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy."
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