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Joke of the Day

"Helpful weight loss tip: Don't eat so much, you fat piece of shit."

"Monopoly I never thought that monopoly is such a realistic game until I saw Greece selling it's airport"

"A man was killed with a starter pistol today Police think it might have been race related."

"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""

"Why do some people call it a ""tuna-fish"" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a ""chicken-bird"" sandwich."

"i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead"

"It takes more muscles to frown than smile, so I'll consider this my workout for the day"

"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"

"How do you know if your roommate is gay? When his Dick tastes like shit"

"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."