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Joke of the Day
"I just bought my first girlfriend online I got her off E-Bae"
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"Why is Jesus black? Because he's our father, and still hasn't come back yet...."
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole."
"What's the difference between a gun and amnesia? Oh shoot, I forgot..."
"Just once I'd like to see an Expected Server Error, as if to say ""Yup! We knew this was coming. Sucks for you!"""
"What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant? Cast Fetus Deletus."
"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."
"The best thing about gay bars is that if someone turns their back to you it's not necessarily a bad thing"
"There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient... ...it's called One Pure Scent."
"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"