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Joke of the Day
"What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant? Cast Fetus Deletus."
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"There are 2 kinds of people in this world Those who know this joke and thought it was a repost. And those who don't know the joke and are confused right now"
"So I heard they're demolishing Hitlers house Anne Frankly, I'm surprised they didn't do it already. I hope they step on the gas and burn the place down."
"Dad asks his kids what the third planet from the sun is called? Kids: - Earth! Dad: - Yeah, but it has another name. Kids: - Oh, dad. We don't know! Tell us! Dad: - Exactly! [drops mic]"
"What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !"
"Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called ""Into The Unknown""? It's about his visit to a library."
"A cliff in the desert A man told his son to jump off a cliff in the desert. Don't worry, it was Sahara - chasm."
"Why don't black people dream? Because we killed the last one that did."
"Guys, I'm eating for two! I'm not pregnant, I just have a problem with portion control."