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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Koala Bear get a job? He was Koalified"
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"Why did the mom cry as her baby Richard became older? Her little Dick was growing."
"[coming home from cinema] Don't let that ninja film go to your head again. *roundhouse kicks the light switch on* ""I won't"""
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"I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson. She said, ""Your name is Brian."" I said, ""Right. But I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson."""
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"(NSFW)Dating is not easy for gay men... everyone is either an asshole or a dick."