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Joke of the Day

"I learnt that Mel Gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE"

"eBay is so useless I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches."

"Why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent"

"My dick was in the book of ""Guiness World Records"" once ... ... until the librarian caught me and decided to throw me out"

"I was gonna make a gay joke.. ...butt fuck it."

"My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort."

"Why are blowjobs referred to as ""giving head""? ... because it's the only way for women to get ahead in life."

"What's are pirates favorite kind of weapon? RRRRtillary."

"You know what is going on in Ukraine? Donetsk, don't tell."

"What did the farming professor say to his new students? ""Welcome to my field."""