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Joke of the Day
"eBay is so useless I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches."
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"3 Bears This is a joke my father told me. Once upon a time, there were three bears. They came across a girl with pink hair, it made them so mad... They moved."
"1. Sits in the bedroom 2. Doesn't leave the house 3. Doesn't go out with freinds My childhood punishments are my adult hobies "
"My mom keeps walking in everytime I watch porn. I'm just glad she doesn't know I'm watching it."
"Why is Santa's sack so big??? Well, he only cums once a year..."
"Everyone is furious about Trump's greatest crime: Beating a woman"
"I don't play golf because any game that includes strokes and handicaps just doesn't sound like my kind of fun."
"I once lived opposite a slaughterhouse. The view from my bedroom was offal."
"Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane."
"What's the difference between fire and water? Everything, dumbass"