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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort."
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"[first date] ""Tell me two interesting things about yourself"" well I lie when I'm nervous... ""ok..."" and I invented oatmeal"
"Insurance agent to would-be client: ""Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning give me a call then and let me know."
"Two computers were having sex All you could hear was 0 0 0 0 0 0"
"After 15 years, I finally met my dad. He's a pharmacist."
"Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM"
"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."
"What do you call it when you have sex with a dwarf who has gender dysmorphia? micro trans action"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."
"what do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"