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Joke of the Day
"Why is Edward still in Russia? Because he is Snowd*en*"
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"I would tell a funny science joke... but all the good ones Argon."
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"House for sale. Spider on ceiling."
"i NEVER VOTED FOR A PRESiDENT BECUZ iF iM GUNNA WASTE MY GAS THEN iT BETTER BE ON SOMETHiNG iMPORTANT LiKE DRiViNG TO CHiCK-FiL-A"
"So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."
"What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground? *spits*"
"a guy got an Interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$ Boss: welcome on board"