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"if money can't buy happiness explain pizza"
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"A photon checks in at a hotel: ""Are you checking in any bags?"" asks the concierge. ""No"", says the photon, ""I'm travelling light."""
"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"A tiny Shaquille o Neil inside a footlong sub lookin up at you and crying cuz he don't wanna be eaten"
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."
"What if all conspiracy theories are started by the government in order to cover up what they're really doing?"
"Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on."