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Joke of the Day
"if money can't buy happiness explain pizza"
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"What was an elephant doing on the freeway? About 5 miles per hour."
"After my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I decided to start thinking about names. In the end I went for Juan Carlos and hopped on the next flight to Spain."
"Sometimes my stomach will make a noise and my brain will be like ok I never signed off on that"
"Plays tetris. Gets a circle."
"why don't chickens wear underwear... Because their peckers on their face."
"Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life? He had no leg to stand on."
"Ebola walks into a bar.... ....and all of West Africa"
"Rating all the Nancy Drew books I've read on Goodreads so it looks like I'm smart or something."
"Just signed up for free HBO, but the terms and conditions were so steep I think I also agreed to carry Steve Buscemi's baby."