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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay fascist leader? A Dicktaker"
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"Sitting in the back of a police car ""Excuse me, could I have the AUX chord, please?"""
"My penis isn't small. It's ""artisanal."""
"Why is modern porn so awful?! What is that clitoris drum-like slapping?! What do we teach our kids?!"
"I like my women just like my wine... 14 years old and locked up in the basement."
"What do you call a disabled kid in a hot car A vegetable"
"What do penguins do in a race? They peng-win"
"People Don't even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?"
"What's the most common blood type among drummers? Heroin."