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Joke of the Day

"[interview at the Pringles factory] BOSS: why do you wanna work here? TENNIS BALL: {don't say to take back the tubes} uhh i love curvy chips"

"The closest I've come to a threesome is watching my wife and the nurse roll their eyes at the same time while I'm getting weighed."

"What's black and white and has a dirty name? Sister Mary Fuckface"

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their..."

"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"

"He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions?"

"A guy walks into a bar -- and sustains a mild concussion."

"Get redditors to read your post with this one weird trick, moderators hate it!"