74966

Joke of the Day

"Pretty cool that the letters ""B.J."" stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel."

"My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt."

"Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too!"

"Women who bleach their mustaches, clearly don't understand the problem with mustaches."

"In a new study women with large asses live longer.........the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives"

"What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM? A stillborn."

"Do you like raisin bran? Well, it's a good thing you adopted him then, but don't be surprised if he turns out to be a cereal killer..."

"Did you hear that they're bringing back Pimp My Ride? It's called Uber."

"What do you call a badly cooked beef? A misteak."

"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""