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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that they're bringing back Pimp My Ride? It's called Uber."
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"I snatch kisses... ...and vice versa."
"Haven't heard from my boyfriend in 3 days. Trying to start a prayer chain. He blocked me after I set up a wedding website so please RT."
"I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test... by switching to radians."
"Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back' Sam said."
"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose ? Nobody knows"
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin"
"They say eye contact in job interviews is important, but try sticking a finger in the interviewer's eye and they always get mad."
"You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself"
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer accepts a 3.5 in. floppy."