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Joke of the Day

"What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied? Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!"

"Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile you ask? Trying to fit in."

"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !"

"If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me."

"A Jamaican went to the barber. It was a dreadful experience."

"Why did the Jews have such a hard time in Russia? They couldn't get with the pogrom."

"Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!"

"When do you stop on green and go on red? When you are eating watermelon ."

"How come Landscapers have huge loads? They are always edging."

"I like my women how I like my fish, battered I thought it up in science, so I hope it is a new joke(hopefully) :)"