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Joke of the Day

"I just HATE people that make gay jokes... Fucking assholes..."

"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."

"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Do you have any questions for me?"" Me: ""How strong is the wifi signal in the restroom?"" Interviewer:"

"Whats big and white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A fridge."

"Holiday sex is the best sex ever..... That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!"

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage? Feyonce"

"Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge? In a morgue."

"I got a letter in the mail saying I was pre-approved for a Walmart Credit Card. Not sure if I should be honored or ashamed."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The fridge don't fart when you pull meat out of it."

"I went outside for a minute and a bug touched me, so it looks like I'm back inside forever now."