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Joke of the Day

"I just HATE people that make gay jokes... Fucking assholes..."

"How does every racist joke start? With a look over your shoulder."

"What did the bassist say when he played too high? I'm in treble now"

"Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board."

"Why does the NSA only do anal? Because they backdoor their way into everything."

"My random thoughts Hmm I usually don't laugh out loud. But I have tried multiple times to laugh my fucking ass off. But it never falls off! :("

"The secret of getting ahead is... not having a rib."

"I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck."

"Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back."

"I guess even though he's resigning, the pope is still against birth control- That's why he pulled out."