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Joke of the Day

"in response to u/alexsings, What 6 letter word has a n, i, g, g, e and ends in an r that's used to describe a certain group of people... ...ginger... ...you racist fuck!"

"Her: What's your fantasy? Me: Movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket."

"What do you call a black ninja? Incog-negro."

"What's the stupidest prank someone tried pulling on you? My sister just told me she was pregnant and I was the father. Does she really think I'm that dumb? I'm 100% sure she's on birth control."

"What do you call a Pakistani man who's been everywhere and done everything?? Bin-der-done-dat"

"""I've looked everywhere"" to men is really ""I skimmed the floor then opened and shut 3 cabinets"""

"I'm so proud of my son I asked him what the sound of one hand clapping is. He said ""dunno"" and walked off to his room, but I can hear him trying to figure it out."

"What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!"

"How did Donald Trump lose $916 million? Well he was handed everything in life. Have you seen his hands? Most of what he was gifted slipped right through."

"Yeah I can take a hint. I'm not going to though."