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Joke of the Day

"If you had a donkey and it bit off my rooster's legs, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Ever blow bubbles as a kid? He's back in town and wants you to give him a call."

"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."

"What's the difference between a Baby Hobbit and Taco Bell? One throws shire fits, and the other gives you fire shits."

"A comedian walks into a club and says the punchline."

"I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist He's got me on retainer."

"How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know... I skipped the intro."

"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."

"How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a blender."

"What did the cervix say when the penis asked about the sex party? If you're in, hymen!"