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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke? He's looking over his shoulder"
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"Who took my username? When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!"
"""I want her skin."" -Serial killers and teenage girls"
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"What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip strength."