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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke? He's looking over his shoulder"

"What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun? As far away as possible. *cough* shameful *cough*"

"Cookies from Best to Worst: 1. Chocolate chip 2. Girl Scout 3. Oreos ... ... 727. Browser 728. Tossed 729. Raisin"

"Need to save money on car insurance? Flee the scene."

"What do you say to a black guy selling drugs? *""Hello, mr. pharmacist.""* What did you think it would be, you racist?"

"What's got 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"How do you know if balls are ticklish? Testicle"

"If I ever go missing... I would like my photo but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know where to look for me."

"Q: Why does Michael J. Fox make such good milkshakes? A: Because he uses quality ingredients. What did you think, asshole?"

"I like my women like I like my coffee: All over my lap while I'm driving."