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Joke of the Day

"What does a Nazi Turkey say? Goebbels, Goebbels,Goebbels..."

"99% of humanity Works on the principle of rocket science. It does not mean , we always aim for the sky; it means that we do not start work unless our tail is on fire."

"my dream is to parade around my home town in a red wagon being pulled by 4 great danes while I give everyone the finger"

"Ordered my grilled cheese with tomato. Go hard or go home."

"If you dont believe in Oral Sex, keep your mouth shut"

"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."

"I feel quite light today. Pounds aren't what they used to be."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Easy, just look for the fresh prints!"

"You know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes. One blue this way and one blue that way."

"Pavlov hears a bell ring... He says, ""Aw! I forgot to feed the dogs again!"""