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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Cows go"" ""Cows go who?"" ""No, Silly. Cows go moo"""
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"What's the only animal that has a cunt on its back? A police horse."
"Two fish are in a tank, what does one fish say to the other? How do you drive this thing?!"
"I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they're ok."
"People who automatically say it will get better without actually knowing what the problem is... is why there are bodies buried in my yard"
"When a group of mercenary electric powered robot horsemen attack... ...is it a charge charge charge?"
"Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I conquered. Julius Caesar with P.E: I came."
"Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower??"
"Oral makes my day, but anal makes my hole weak!"
"phone call Wife: Want a free couch? Me: Free? Yes! Wife: How do we pick it up? Me: Lift with your legs, not your back. Wife: *click*"