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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a beaten up pretzel? A salted pretzel"
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"When my grandkid loses his 1st tooth, I'm putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says ""I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"""
"My real mom put me up for adoption because the cat was allergic to me :("
"Wife: 2 is driving me crazy and I want to drive off a cliff. Me: No I need the car."
"Three friends partner to setup a law firm. They are Ivanna Firm, Harry Butt and Richard Ox."
"My cowboy friends phone froze on gindr the other day He kept asking ""Why can't I quit you"""
"Oh, you're having a bad day? In 1976, Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000."
"Whenever a Mexican makes fun of you, just say this Siete-Cero"
"How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?"
"How to be part of a joke? One must simply walk into a bar"