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Joke of the Day

"Whenever a Mexican makes fun of you, just say this Siete-Cero"

"I thought I was wrong once But I was mistaken"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."

"I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it."

"My friend is always looking for trouble... Which is good because he's a cop."

"Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: ""I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"""

"Go to racist joke, what's yours? Two unemployed Irishmen walk past a police notice board with ""two black men wanted for rape"" first one says ""fucking niggers get all the best jobs"""

"Should computers be made of glass? No, I don't want anybody to see my browser's history!"

"""Give your email a good password. Letters, symbols, numbers."" ""What about my atm card which holds all my money?"" ""Any 4 numbers in a row."""

"I got a job at a circle making factory! Sadly, I was fired today because I was cutting corners"