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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? An Idontthinkhesaurus."
Next Joke
"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."
"What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need? He needs two jacket."
"My name is Forrest! I constantly hear Forrest Gump jokes, ever since I can remember they've been the same ones, and I want to hear something original! Work your magic reddit!"
"What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze."
"How do dogs save for retirement? With a Ruff IRA."
"Overheard at work: ""that is music to my ears"". Where else would the music go smartypants?"
"I forgot my work ethic at home today, but I did remember to bring my shenanigans and debauchery."
"When my child is born I'll paint flames on him so when I stand with the other parents at the nursery I can say ""Thats my son. The fast one."""
"Seals are just dog mermaids."