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Joke of the Day
"so a guy with a premature ejaculations problem comes out of nowhere"
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"""I kid you not"" -Abortion doctor."
"I went to a shitty store today They only sold stools"
"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""
"What did the sadist say when the masochist said ""Hit me""? ""No."""
"Someone tweets ""pizza,"" I want pizza. Someone tweets ""donut,"" I want a donut. Someone tweets ""kale,"" I want pizza and a donut."
"[first date] HER: I like a man who can show his true feelings. ME: *leans in close* I don't care what you like."
"Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes."
"Based on my family's hatred for vegetables and always throwing them in the garbage, I hope I'm never in a coma."
"My wife and I were watching some Show jumping. She looked at one of the horses and cackled, ""Look at the cock on that thing!"" I said, ""Don't be rude, he's probably a nice guy."""