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Joke of the Day
"I've met some real pricks in my time but you my friend are the f*cking cactus."
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"The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters."
"Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away."
"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"
"To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car."
"A programmer goes on a walk XD"
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her."
"Knock Knock Who's there? The Pilot"
"You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn't murdered her."
"My cow got Parkinson's Now she only produces milkshakes."