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Joke of the Day

"Why do you get the best blowjob at a crack house? Because they ain't got no teeth!"

"Two cannibals entered a restaurant close to closing time and all that was left on the menu was a man from Prague. They split the Czech."

"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? a private tooter."

"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."

"If I ever see my wife asleep with her mouth wide open, I seize the opportunity. First I unzip my pants, then I pull out my penis... And then I have sex with her sister."

"I eat children for a living You what? I said I feed children Oh haha thought you sa- TO MY MOUTH"

"why did the possum cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."

"I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate."

"How about how some people are SO gothed out but still drive a Ford Focus and shit?! Make your vehicle goth or you ain't shit."

"10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is."