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Joke of the Day
"Where does Dracula live? Monte Cristo"
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"""1st day at school"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" . Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"
"An ugly foul smelling creature walks into a bar and the bartender says ""You should be at the dump!"" The creature shakes its head. ""Nah, they don't want a redditor either."""
"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing But you mean your mother.......I mean another"
"[at divorce lawyer] bad news, currently all your husbands assets are frozen ""he didn't"" he bought 1547 copies of it, he must really hate you"
"make it happen."""
"My brother just threw a carton of milk at me wtf , how dairy"
"Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job."
"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."