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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler cross the street? To get to the GENO-SIDE!"
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"Spider: Why don't you like us? Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help Humans: EW EW EW EW OMG"
"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."
"Be the change you're looking for between the couch cushions."
"Drunk girls would be amazing lawyers if they cared about laws & freedoms as much as they cared about trying to convince people they're sober"
"What did the pizza man say to Jay Garrick? Hi, I'm Jay Garrick."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza in the oven doesn't scream."
"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."
"Neil deGrasse Tyson walks into a bar. Everyone leaves. ""EVERYONE?"" he chuckles to himself. ""7.4 billion humans couldn't fit in this space."""
"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"