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Joke of the Day

"Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle."

"What followed the Big Bang? The Big Cigarette"

"Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery? They heard it was a Superfund site."

"I use the phrase ""when I win the lottery"" a lot for someone who never buys any lottery tickets."

"Star Wars Joke. How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel? 2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit."

"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."

"Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:"" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"" Mum: ""Just to make sure"""

"FACT: Once he became a knight, Sir Ian McKellen could only move in an ""L"""

"My friend went swimming in Egypt recently... I said to him 'you do realize your swimming in one of the longest rivers in the world!'. He didn't believe me though, he's in de nile."

"What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub? .....Add your laundry."