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Joke of the Day

"I should've been a child star so I could've gotten all my working out of the way and been an accomplished drug addict by now."

"How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions? With erections."

"Favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell's Kitchen 3. Breaking bad"

"A baby seal Walks into a club"

"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"

"I had a headache so I took a pill that gave me chest pains, dry mouth, restless leg syndrome & explosive diarrhea. But hey, headache's gone."

"It's funny how all those ""best places in the world"" lists always forget to include the Internet."

"""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills."

"A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband She asks, ""Do I look fat in this dress?"" He replies, ""Do I look dumb in this shirt?"""

"What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !"