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Joke of the Day

"I should've been a child star so I could've gotten all my working out of the way and been an accomplished drug addict by now."

"An atheist, a crossfitter, a vegan and a vaper all walk into a bar I know because they all let me know 12 times in our 3 minute conversation"

"Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball? They had No Quarter"

"Ronda Rousey's boxing"

"I left work in slow motion but it didn't blow up behind me. This is bullshit."

"Whats the difference between light and hard You can sleep with a light on."

"Three Nazi's walk into a B.A.R. ..."

"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !"

"My friend died when she saw a wild ox wearing a knitted jumper. It was a Cardi Yak arrest."

"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."