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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the Italian chef? He pasta way"

"[cow pushing 5 shopping carts out of store] Ugh, why do I keep shopping for groceries on 4 empty stomachs"

"I hear there's a sex toy and lingerie shop for chavs. Nissan Summers."

"Two peanuts walks into a bar... ...and one was a salted."

"My wife just made a ""special"" dinner ""just for me"" for no apparent reason. I'm going to die, right ?"

"YES! Some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! SWEET FREEDOM!!!"

"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."

"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."

"There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say ""Like the murderer?!"""