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Joke of the Day

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."

"Why are brides so happy on their wedding days? No more blowjobs."

"'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society. And something completely different in prison."

"Dr Steve Brule on Jokes Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Your friend"" ""But I don't have any friends"". That's a comedy joke by Dringus and Djrumgo Comedy team."

"The new pope sure lives up to his religion. His roamin around all over the place!"

"What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ? sixty-nine"

"Does anyone get the urge to tweet something really bad just to see if the government is really paying attention to you?"

"Tried to inhale a pot seed to see if I could grow a pot plant in my lungs. Swallowed it instead and got a pot belly."

"Scientists have found a nearby 'habitable' planet. I think I speak for most humans when I say I soooo want to rape it."

"Job interview... (Two men are in an office going through a job application) Manager: ... so, what do you do in your spare time? Applicant: I make clean calls to women and hang up."