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Joke of the Day
"Don't lye. It makes you basic."
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"If you've never heard a 9 minute version of ""Girl From Ipanema"", then you weren't just inside my head while my co-worker was talking to me."
"You'd think old people would drive faster with the whole death thing creeping up on them and all."
"[a guy tries to stab me] ""at least buy me dinner first"""
"I'm trying to not be horny all the time but it's hard"
"What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent."
"Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time? The populations always Dublin'. :D"
"""I'll drink to that."" -me to my next drink"
"Roses are red Congress is red The Senate is red The White House is red welp Edit: insert communist pun here Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this"
"Attention people with multiple people in your avi's: Draw an arrow pointing to yourself, OR replace it with a cat. Thanks, The rest of us"