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"IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying; you didn't know her personally. You only knew her musically & musically she died in '93"
"Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying ""It's not you, It's Wii""."
"A cat walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender responds: '' Are you going to drink it or just knock it over on purpose?''"
"Stop making fun of fat people with lisps!!! ...they're probably thick and tired of it."
"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."
"Hot tip: Apparently it's frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest"
"No thank you, I don't need a coaster. I won't be putting my drink down."
"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASSA-B!!!"
"*downloads Pinterest *pins tutorial on how to uninstall Pinterest *uninstalls"