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Joke of the Day

"So 2 astronomers decided to throw a party They sit down for lunch and one of them says: ok, let's planet"

"How Many Jews Does It Take To Open A Door? Obviously more than 6 million..."

"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"

"Chemistry joke involving the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K Phosphorus Q R S T U V W X Y Z Why is there a Phosphorus? Because its an EL EM EN TAL P!"

"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"

"French Joke Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!"

"Most people love a good munch box Lunch*"

"A guy goes to the doctor and is given a prescription. ""Do I take this with anything?"" ""Yeah, your face."""

"Things we can't say by color. Things a white person can't say: The ""N"" Word. Things a black person can say: ""Thanks for the warning officer."""

"Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese. Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society"