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Joke of the Day
"What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? Michael Jackson!"
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"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"
"Two guys were fighting with guns... Two guys were fighting with guns. Then one of them died laughing very heartily. Why? Because the bullet hit his armpit. (told to me by my son)"
"My gay friend rolled a joint for me. Fruit roll-up."
"I would imagine that Super Bowl 50 will be one L of a game. If you're British."
"What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander? Philae Minion"
"""Why do you hate me?"" - me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon"
"Me and my twin brother are always finishing each others sentences. The prison wardens are none the wiser."
"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."
"What do Classical musicians do when they die? They decompose."