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Joke of the Day
"What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? Michael Jackson!"
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"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"
"A ""good parenting"" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?"
"Where do blind people got to get their college degrees?"
"a man goes to the doctor for an operation to get part of his colon removed. he turns to his doctor and says, so dose this make me a semi colon?"
"My girlfriend started smoking... ...so I slowed down and applied lubricant."
"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go."
"I wanted to study metallurgy at University But I didn't get the grades"
"(getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang"
" And I would walk 500 ft. and I would walk 500 more/ Just to be the man who stayed 1000 ft away as ordered by the court "