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Joke of the Day

"This one time, a guy duped me... ... but the joke was on him because then he had to deal with two of me."

"What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away? ""Titan up!"""

"Why are squirrels actions so sexual? They are always trying to bust a nut"

"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."

"Wow, it's a beautiful day outside. I should probably do something. *closes the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen* ~ Developers"

"How do boats apologise? S**oar**ry!"

"Hell is just going to be you on a conference call waiting for the 8th guy to dial in for all eternity."

"""PSST."" It came from my waffles. ""PSST,"" again. ""What?"" I ask, furtively. ""You look really nice today."" Complimentary Breakfast"

"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits"

"""What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?"" ""Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."""