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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits"
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"ISIS new way of recruitment ISIS leader posted a job offer for new workers : "" Need somebody with a head on his shoulders """
"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't"
"What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!"
"lifeguard: can you describe the thing that touched you? me: yea...it was like a wet wind chime made out of wieners lifeguard: a squid?"
"What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it in the cow."
"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."
"What does Vin Diesel call ""pin the tail on the donkey""? Fasten the furry ass."
"I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider."
"Why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely? Question: ""why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely?"" answer: ""because nobody has a dick made of gold, decorated with diamonds and ejaculates cash"""