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Joke of the Day

"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with because I have been tripping all week."

"Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"

"*boyfriend calls girlfriend* Bf: ""Hey Babe, I love you!"" Gf: ""we're breaking up"" Bf: ""no we're not, I can hear you just fine."""

"At home I have an Old Sleeping Bag Hope she doesn't wake up."

"Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs."

"You have orgasms all the time. Even if you don't have sex, I know you masturbate. You're a liar if you say you don't. Sexy"

"Ms. Pac-Man should only cost 70% of a quarter per play"

"Nobody believes that my first grade teacher was named Furious Crapjacket."

"Everybody is annoying after one hour."