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Joke of the Day
"Diet plan: make friends fatter"
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"I was searching for bear photos When I made a grizzly discovery"
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"I like stuffed animals. Oven baked with breadcrumb stuffing."
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"I always go the extra mile, which is why I was fired from Uber."
"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll!"
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