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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."
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"Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps? New Jersey got to choose first"
"They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement Call it Warhammer 401k"
"Lincoln was known for his signature look; stovepipe hat, chinstrap beard, fingerless driving gloves, Jordans, shirt with Ferrari logo on it"
"""Nutella causes cancer"" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. ""Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."""
"After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home."
"Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."
"What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted :)"
"When Ariel the mermaid gives a blowjob to Prince Eric... is that Fellate Of Fish?"