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Joke of the Day

"It's disturbing when the water pressure in a drinking fountain drops when a toilet is flushed, but even more so when it gets stronger."

"What Do You Call A Gay Boxer? ""Fruit Punch"". I'm sorry."

"My ex asked me why I never payed attention to her I told her to repeat that again, the TV was distracting me."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"When Pink Floyd sings, ""just another brick in the wall,"" it's a little bit demeaning to bricks."

"What do you call a snowman that frequently has sexual intercourse? A snowplow."

"Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally? A: It oink-urs a fine."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"HELP I had a nightmare that I spent endless hours online seeking approval from complete strangers"

"What do you call ranch dressing that has gone bad? Raunch"