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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning."
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"A Cheerio just fell out of my bra, and suddenly I realize food gets more action than I do."
"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."
"The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat."
"Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris."
"A man and a boy walk into the woods together at night Boy: ""It's dark and scary in here"" Man: ""How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone"""
"January 1, 1990 Go change it."
"Genie: You have 3 wishes. I don't want to run into spiderwebs anymore. That's it.... I'm done. You can keep the other 2 wishes."
"Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle."
"Roses are red Violets are blue There is one less gorilla In the cincinatti zoo"