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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning."
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"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"
"My girlfriend said last night ""Fuck me like a man"" So I putted in her ass and started calling her George"
"Oh heres a good joke my life"
"Does anyone remember Gotye? Now he's just somebody that we used to know"
"what to ketchup and a condom have in common? they both go on your weenie"
"[high school reunion] ""Hey aren't u the kid who used to lie and throw people under the bus all the time?"" No that was Tyler."
"[at interview] Her: In three words or less, tell me why we should hire you. Me: I'm good with numbers."
"9 out of 10 depressed people are not positive thinkers."
"I don't trust this 'would you like cash back' bullshit. I'm trying to give you my money, but you're also trying to give me my money? Weird."