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Joke of the Day
"What does a death row inmate get after their last meal? Their just desserts."
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"In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill."
"What is it called when an old priest and a nun having sex both crap in the bed? Holy fucking shit."
"*picks up bug, puts it outside* There ya go. *later, bug smashes thru door carrying gun* You should have killed me when you had the chance"
"I imagine some people are like...: 'should I take the shower?...no...I'm taking the train today...'"
"professor gave us a 2000 word essay... So I gave him two pictures."
"What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow? Angus Khan"
"Diarrhea is actually hereditary. It runs in your jeans."
"How do rocks feel about moss? It's growing on them."
"What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !"