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Joke of the Day

"""Oh. My. God."" - the first duck to eat bread."

"The story of Kanye West Kanye West divorced his Kanye Pest, now it's just him and his kid in his Kanye Nest, Now he won't get his Kanye Rest to be his Kanye Best at the Kanye Test."

"Does anybody know the name of that Godzilla Movie? It's the one where another monster actually breaks one of Godzilla's legs. I can't remember the name of the movie, but it has a huge cast."

"What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums."

"The thing I like best about smartphones is how they're a prison you keep in your pocket"

"Oh heres a good joke my life"

"This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she's not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!"

"Guy tip: If your girlfriend has a really annoying friend, don't tell her how bothersome she is or to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how attractive she is."

"Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel."

"What did fish say when she hit the wall ? Dam(n) !!!"