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Joke of the Day

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."

"It's OK to go number 1 in the shower... ...unless you count like a computer programmer."

"My friends started to call me Carlos... because I lost my car."

"People get easily offended these days. You can't even say black paint Instead you have to yell ""Jamall, paint my fence"""

"What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne"

"I forgot to pay my bill to the exorcist and so I got re-possesed."

"I am taking a shot for every ""like"" I get on this status. Then again, I'm taking shots whether you bastards like it or not."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school? He just woke up!"

"It was a rainy day in California..."

"I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokemon I've caught."