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Joke of the Day

"Tried to console my ex after losing her bf and all I could muster was, ""there's plenty more married men out there."""

"Damn girl, are you a huge piece of shit? Because you just slid right out of my asshole."

"[Biker gang] ME: Do we or do we not ride our bikes at the same speed? BIKER: OK, but you need to stop saying we ""synchronize our cycles."""

"3 1/2 Inches is the avg size a woman needs to be happy. MasterCard, Visa, American Express, ect..."

"I think people are getting sick of my jokes when they exhale deeply I should take it as a sigh-n"

"Why do prostitutes hate hot dogs? Because the vender always forgets to put on CONDOMents. Goddamn, hat joke was bad"

"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"

"I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer. Place your bets now."

"A man that recently turned blind stabbed himself because he couldn't see the point anymore."

"I was let down in life by two people My mum, my dad and my maths teacher"